I, obviously, have no idea about all this craziness currently happening on this board so I was going to take this moment and change subjects.

I wanted to give a huge THANK YOU to W1Ls0r and L1bz0r (to translate that into English it would be Wilson and Lib) for a fantastic Thanksgiving. I honestly think it was on my favorites Turkey Day's ever. The food was simply amazing. Wilson made these amazing mashed potatoes and stuffing. Lib put a turkey on his barbecue grill and it tasted so delicious that he made me a true believer that the only way to have a turkey is to grill it. We topped off the meal with our own special blend of herbs and it just made everything even better.

So thanks a ton for all your hard work! You guys should have your own show on the Food Network.

Yes, we know. It will be changed shortly. We were testing our Latin version of the site for all those clients that might need it ;)

Someone came over last night claiming to me Caniprokis. I didn't believe them. I asked for proof and was very suprised when this imposter handed me the drivers license belonging to Caniprokis.

He shaved his bread folks!!! I'm pretty positive thats a sign of the Apocalypse.

I had a little bash on this posh house right below Mullholland drivefor my "unofficial" birthday party. The guy who ownsthe house was off shooting in Brazil. He was nice enough to let me usehis house forthe party.The house is straight out of80's porno. The party wasdecent. I should have invited more people, but was nervous abouthaving too many people in the house. I think everyone had a good time. I grabbed a few shots, but especially love this one of Caniprokis.

If only he wore his Badda Bing Velvet suit. Biggie would be proud...

Hey - if you need to get shit off your chest then just post it. Who cares.

I say flame away. I'm not sure how a whole new Insult would help you. People would still read it.

You could post how horrible my office is and how out of control my "habit" is. I mean just look at the floor in my office...

I need to take a picture of this....

If your excited about driving, Los Angeles is not the place to go.

You'll get into that lovely rental car only to drive at roughly 20 miles an hour. And that's on the freeways. During the morning and late afternoons you'll be lucky to even get 20 miles hour.

I hate to burst your bubble, but the only bad thing about LA is the traffic.

In other news I recently adopted a kitten, who now makes a home in the apartment me and Lib share.

You can see early pics of the kitten at http://www.ionan.net/kitty

These pics are from the first few days when I got her. She's a little bigger now.

We can split hairs, but the reality is the current President is very involved with the conservative Christian movement. Him and Ashcroft love this group of Republicansm because they ARE this group of Republicans. Ashcroft thinks dancing is immoral! Not since the days of Reagan have the Religious Right gotten there way. Stem Cell Research: nearly banned. Partial Birth Abortion: about to be banned. Bush also keeps putting tax money to Faith Based programs.

I have no problems with a Republican in office - but I have massive problems with the above.  If you going to vote for Bush, then you are going to vote for the Religious Right.

And for those of you who get all worked up when someone mentions this war is about oil? Look at what Robert Novak (die hard republican/conservative) has written. Keep in mind, I personally am fine if this war is about oil. I just want people to admit it:

"Military victory (against Iraq) is anticipated inside the Bush administration as the tonic that will prompt corporation officers and private investors to unleash the American economy's dormant power. Although it is impolitic to say so, the fact that the United States will be sitting on a new major oil supply will stimulate the domestic economy. That puts a high premium on quickly gaining control of Iraq's oil wells before they can be torched--a major uncertainty in an otherwise strictly scripted scenario."

I didn't see anyone else out post this but for some of us that recently moved here we finally experienced are first medium earthquake. It happened Friday morning at around 5am. Pappy and Wilson slept through it (huge shock - I think Wilson could sleep through the end of the world). Myself and Caniprokis were woken up by it. Once the split second of fear wore off it was actually very cool experience.

Of course I say that now. I'll be eating my words when a really big one hits.

Odd that we should have something in common. I'm a huge fan of X. Been reading it since roughly late 2000. It was actually one of Pappy's former roommates that showed me it. It is probably one of the best comics every created. I especially love how they portray X (just a big thumb in the sky with a great sense of humor) and X.

Some other great comics are Get Fuzzy and for the uber geeks out there Penny Arcade and Warbucket.

* A note from Insult.org: This post has been edited to remove references to a comic strip which, at the time, was boring and inconsequential. The creator of the strip has since turned into a horrible human being and uses the strip to spew hatred that even we won't be associated with.

Levres,

Sadly your post got lost in the various other posts. I didn't mean to ignore your questions.

The penis belongs to Brandon Irons. Brandon has been male talent for several years now. He currently is working at Red Light District. He's an amazing performer and a good guy.

I'll find a better photo of Ciera's tat. I'm not sure what it means, but I can find out for you.

In terms of money it depends what the photos are for. The images of Ciera are actually stills from a scene that will eventually end up on some DVD at some point. I was hired just to shoot the stills that are then used for promo. Basically I do various work. I do the "adult press" work, which is for media and the images are used for PR purposes. I sometimes get to do still work and hope to do more of that now that I'm in Los Angeles. I also shoot my own content for the Internet. In the past I've sold some of that content, but now I'm holding onto it all in order to launch several niche/fetish sites. Shooting your own content does involve paying the talent. The niche/fetish content I am shooting is semi-softcore with a little bit of kink and hardcore thrown into the mix.

On the 8th I'm actually shooting a bunch of video scenes for a girl/girl series I have in mind. So I'm renting a location in the Valley and going to spend the entire day shooting various scenes. I've been pitching my idea to various companies and if all goes well I might have my own series in 6 months or so.

Priceless Pappy, absolutely priceless.

I knew there was a reason I moved out to LA with you.

I'm officially bored. Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnn

You've bored me all to death. This place is way too serious.

None of the girls you have seen are professional models. They are all simply girls "next door". And if your all (including Sapphire) hooking up with girls with a nicer ass then Candice PLEASE tell me. She has about the most perfect little butt I've ever laid my eyes on.

Everything will make sense to you Stone once you come out in May/June. Trust me.

If you are a conservative or a Repulican this post will deeply offend you. This post is very immoral and could send your soul to a burning pit of fire. You have been warned.

Ciera is new to the business. I shot her in Vegas. Great butt. Careful this image is immoral and might generate lust.

Look how cute Ciera's braces are. She's only about 19 years old. I know Stone is checking out her butt. Careful Stone, the Republican party would greatly look down at you if you enjoy this photo too much.

I had a hard time keep my camera still. She is a lovely girl and is an amazing performer. Very sexual. Too bad he Republicans want to take away my right to enjoy sexual material. Don't stare at this image too long. You might go blind!!

I grew up in a very political family. My father, my mother, all my uncles allserved in political office. It is totally in my blood. I used to go down to DC with my father and met all his political friends and watch how they operate.

I dislike politics. It is all about power and bullshit and rarely is ever about helping people.

When did I spout Democratic Libertarianism? I'm not a Democrat.

I strongly believe in survival of the fittest. I believe it is true in business as it is true in ones personal life. The weak do not get anything. Only the strong. We need oil. It is time to get it out of Iraq. I just wish politicians would be honest of why were doing something instead of bullshiting me. There is way to much policitcal correctness in this country.

When did I saw I was against the war on Iraq? War is going to happen. I asked why we aren't more worried about a rogue nation with nukes? So Stone's logic is for now to ignore Korea (which is at stage 5) and let them get even worse? Honestly, I don't think we'll do much about Korea because Bush will be to afraid about his run for future office. If he goes and invades the North tons of American's will die. Died Americans is not how a President gets re-elected. Also there is no oil in Korea. Iraq is far more important, because of that wonderful black liquid.

How is the Christian Coalition done? I deal with these folks on almost weekly basis. For those that don't know I write for various adult magazines and adult websites and deal with lots of legal issues. When Bush was firstelected, theFeds went after tons of obscenity busts. People that I work with and people that I am friends with. People like Adam Glasser (aka Seymore Butts).They (the Feds) were ready to fry these people, but after 9/11 thefunding got cut and re-directed to other sources. So the feds quickly settled the cases.

The business that I love and support and 100% believe in would be outlawed under the Republican party.

I receivedinformation today concerning three new judicial nominees that the Christian groups are backing. I'm in the process of writing an article about these judges.These three judges would like to see abortion outlawed and would like to tell me what consenting adults can do sexually. Orrin Hatch is pushing these judges through. The Christian groups like Pat Robertson and Morality in Media are very powerful lobbying groups that love these judges. And Bush loves them right back. I'd be the first to stand up and say YES to the Republican party. But I want TRUE separation of church and state. I don't want any Christian group in bed with any party. Not this bullshit that goes on right now. Also your statement that Porn is only dealt with when criminal acts are involved is wrong. Remember it was Reagan that had the war on porn. He had the Meese commission and Nixon went after porn as well. Clinton backed away from fighting porn and through his time there were almost no obscenity busts expect for child porn (which should always be busted and prosecuted).We're back once again to our current President vowing to fight pornography and abortion. The reason I lump them together is because they are both about the sexual rights of a person's body. They are about a persons right to choose what they can do with their own body. The government has no business in my bedroom. Until the Republican party 100% backs away from this, I will never ever vote for them. Bush Sr. had it right. Too bad father and son are not alike. Bush Sr. basically told the Christian's to go fuck off. Some say that is why he lost the election because he lost the conservative vote.

Face facts. This country loves Christianity. You could have a Buddhist run forPresident and be as conservative as all the rest, but he will never ever get elected. Hell, JFK alone had tons oftrouble getting elected just for being a Catholic.

This country is supposed to be about freedom. I don't see how the Republican's lead me to any better freedom. I'm not much of fan of Democrats either, but at least under Clinton I made loads of money and could do what I love. To me the ultimate freedoms is to make your own choices. That is true freedom. I think America is getting closer and closer to these freedoms.

At some point last year William F. Buckley wrote in the National Review that conservatism was dead. I wish he was right.

I don't understand why people on this forum support Bush. I'm going to go even a step further and say I don't understand why people on this forum would ever support any party in bed with the Christian Coalition.

Please explain why you like him and/or the Republican party?

This is why I would never vote Republican:

Bush and the Republican party would like to see abortion ended. He and the party have vowed to fight and attempt to overturn Roe VS. Wade.

Bush and his party are against Stem Cell Research, which could help save lives (including a former Republican President named Ronald Reagan).

Bush and his party would like to tell me what I as a consenting adult can view in my bedroom. He believes pornography is morally wrong and on the campaign trail vowed to go after the adult business. He appointed Ashcroft as Attorney General. When Ashcroft got into office the first thing he did was sit down with all the pro-life and family organizations about trying to turn over Roe VS. Wade and also trying to do a bunch of obscenity busts. 9/11 changed the Attorney General's focus and agenda. This is my biggest beef with all conservative politicians. This includes Gore and Lieberman as well. They have NO business telling me what morality to subscribe too. Their religion is their own and should not be forced down my throat.

Bush believes drugs are morally wrong and the war on drugs should continue. Now I've smoked pot with some of you so I know you don't agree with this. The Republicans love the war on drugs. We all know is flawed and what I do to my body is my business. Not the governments! Bush would throw all of us in jail for drugs and think nothing of it. He did more drugs when he was your age and my age, but it would not matter.

The Republican party is supposed to stand for smaller governments, which I'd love to support. Yet Bush added more to the government then even the past Democratic President.

We're about to go to war with Iraq and yet North Korea is building Nukes. I am MUCH more worried about North Korea. But the reality is North Korea actually has an army. North Korea has no OIL. So Bush and his peeps would rather deal diplomatically with the North. Serious shit would go down if we invaded North Korea. A lot of people on our side would die. There is not much to invade in Iraq. It is a very poor country because Saddam hordes all the OIL money. John McCain (a Republican) was really worked up about this subject on TV this morning. He doesn't understand why we aren't resolving this issue with North Korea. Are we really going to go through another Cold War? Why focus on Iraq when we have a rogue nation with an actual army, building weapons that could be launched at downtown Los Angeles?

Also I'd like to point out that at one time Saddam was our friend. This sounds really corny, but when I was a kid the man the represented true evil was the Ayatollah Khomeini. He helped lead the Islamic Revolution in Iran that eventually made it into the theocratic republic that it still is today. Iran and Iraq did not like each other. So twenty years ago we gave Saddam tons of weapons to go destroy Iran. We created our own enemy.

I believe that people should be able to do to their body whatever they want to do.

I believe people should be able to carry guns.

I believe people should be able to marry whoever the hell they want to marry.

I believe consenting adults should be allowed to view adult material made by other consenting adults.

I believe prostitution should be legal

I believe drugs currently illegal should be made legal.

And to quote of one of the great Republican Presidents:

"What is conservatism? Is it not adherence to the old and tried, against the new and untried?"
-Abraham Lincoln

Exactly Ab... Exactly

Interesting... I've never thought that photo I took of Candice was that bad. I personally think she is rather lovely. I greatly wish I could have shot her much more. She has an amazing figure.

So I'm curious what bothered you about that image Sapphire? Would you prefer I post images of good looking men? Sadly I don't really shoot many guys, unless they are performing with another girl, but I'm sure I could find some.

Porn? There is porn on this board? Where?

Speaking of porn you should all meet my new friend David. Everyone say "HI" to David

David believes that porn should be illegal and you should go to jail for ten years if you view it. David also believes that you should serve several years in jail for oral and anal sex. David also believe in a national dress code (using the cool acronym NDC). If the NDC was law everyone would wear clothing from the neck to three inches below their knees. Women have to ear dresses because trousers are "NOT lady-like". Jeans would be banned and you would have to pay a 10,000 dollar fine.

David believes in many other things and has many other cool acronym's for you to enjoy on his site. You can check it out at:

http://www.spies.com/~gus/ran/0012/antiporn/index.html

Best of all David is a Republican

hahahahahahahahaha.......

Ahhh I like that cat.

With cat's you have to earn their love and respect. I dig that.

I want one for our apartment badly.

I couldn't really think of some cool nickname. All my nicknames are from playing online video games like Quake (how I met Pappy). In typical videogame style they are just way to serious and lame. Plus Pappy just loves to mock me. I should have just called myself "Mr. Perv" or something like that. It fits me better.
Very ironic saying "Go Fuck Yourself" that is actually my other favorite online forums that I visit everyday. I just found out today that me, wilson and pappy could have gotten a vegas hotel room with a stripper pole included in it. God damn it! I miss out on all the fun!

Ok so my job is just to post random hot chicks from time to time. Candice is an uber babe. She's the kinda of chick that makes me all nervous and dizzy.