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Civil Batman

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There needs to be a vigilante for people who are just inconsiderate/bad citizens. Or, more accurately, multiple vigilantes.

Like instead of going after villains, these Civil Batmans would be responsible for an area and respond to people who break small - but nevertheless important - rules. Stuff like:

  • Parking in a spot they aren't supposed to, like a handicapped spot or a "no standing" zone
  • Excessive noise at any hour like playing a video out loud on the train or burble tuned cars backfiring
  • Sharing mis/disinformation online, intentional or not
  • Disruptive behavior in stores/planes/restaurants, like cursing out a cashier or not wearing a mask despite having been asked to

There are probably tons you could file under "roads" or something (not respecting pedestrians trying to walk AND pedestrians crossing when they shouldn't). And a whole bunch more about disruptive behavior (breaking into song at Applebee's to show everyone you should be on American Idol). I recognize this is all petty stuff but yeah - I'm petty. Big deal.