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• Chicken Tikka Masala Rival

  A new type of villain is discovered.
  Nov 7, '16

• Missing Tissues

  An incredible retail purchase.
  Sep 8, '16

• Baby Got Back

  A request, but not of the whole song.
  Jan 22, '16

• Love That JBOD

  Only my most favorite acronym.
  Sep 9, '15

• Buy Life Insurance

  I'm not being paid to tell you this.
  Aug 29, '15

• "Violence" Gene in Pit Bulls Located

  Who'd have thought it was real?
  Jun 25, '15

• Study Links Buzzfeed to Low IQ and Depression

  Finally, we learn the true cause of such a terrible affliction.
  Jun 12, '15

• CERN Black Hole

  Wouldn't that be fun?
  Mar 18, '15

• Boobies Everywhere

  I take on public breastfeeding. Up? Neither sound right.
  Jun 24, '14

• The United Corporation of America

  This country could stand for a citizens' revolt.
  Apr 24, '14